I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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