She's JV to your varsity
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize