when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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