Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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