Walk of Shame. In a state park.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize