We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My cat gives me a boner
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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