dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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