8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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