my mouth tastes like poor choices
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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