Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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