you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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