I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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