we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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