He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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