The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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