don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He has the fingertips of a God
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