Four minutes until I can fart!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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