I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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