I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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