I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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