6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it glows. i had to have it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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