thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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