Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Randomize
