I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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