stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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