Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
