The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Your penis caused this!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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