This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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