I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
