Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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