Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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