That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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