If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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