why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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