i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You can't special order awesome
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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