Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Everything about him screamed your future.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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