Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize