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I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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