Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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