So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
