Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My feet surprised me
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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