You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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