ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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