i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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