Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
