Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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