so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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