i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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