found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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