Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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