Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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