two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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