Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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