You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
