How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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