next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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